I'm a WOMAN, I'm not WEAK!

I almost murdered the toothless Indian woman who bagged my groceries today. I have NOTHING against Indians, nor nothing against people missing teeth. Nothing at all. I do, however, have issues with sheer stupidity. Yes, I was a woman, alone, grocery shopping. Big freaking deal. I do NOT need 2 whole items per bag so that I can, and I quote "handle the bags into the car". I do not need to be asked 5 (yes 5) times if I need help out to the car. 

I also do not need to pay $3.99 per package of whole grain English muffins, but only $.75 for a box of freaking Ho-Hos.